Recall, dear reader, the sordid tale of the modern safety razor. What usually goes by the name of “razor” today is nothing more than a cog in a profit-making machine that cares not for craftsmanship nor even for the art of shaving. There are many reasons to avoid modern safety razors, such as:
- they are ugly (not to mention déclassé)
- they cause razor bumps
- the cartridges are vastly overpriced and incompatible (Gillette Fusion cartridges cost $2.50-$3.50 per cartridge)
- the handles need to be replaced every few years when obsoleted by models with more blades, vibrators, and racing stripes