I hope you are forgiving, dear reader, for the Anachronist will now make a scandalous admission: until recently, he had never owned a shirt that fit. Sure, he had ones with the correct numbers–the store clerks confirmed it–but the Anachronist is not so easily fooled. He knew quite well that he was purchasing half-fits, transgressing the laws of good taste. But lest you be too hasty to condemn him, consider the circumstances! Read the rest of this entry »